probably shouldn't go up on the Internets! You never know who finds it...
But do we care? Does Silly care? Hmmm..no!
Neighbour on the left: repressed homosexual, delicate as a virgin, freak, looks like a mouse, always gets scared of people, literally. Has an extensive collection of junk and a full fridge of food well over its expiration date that he insists we feed the kitten with. Likes to drink. A lot.
Upstairs neighbours: young couple, spoiled kids. They like to engage in intercourse quite often and we know that due to the various range of vocal abilities the miss puts to good use. Otherwise, quite polite, they salute each time they pass us by.
The vis-à-vis neighbour: skank with a fat kid. She likes to parade in just her bra and panties. Has no man but owns a ball of blubber also known as the fat kid. TFK is probably 10 or 12 but it's bigger than its mom already, which, by all means, isn't someone one would label as petite. By the state of her balcony, the neighbourette is lazy, dirty and has no common sense. She's almost like a gypsy, minus the skin colour. Has the habit of staying up very very late and wet her terrace with a hose for countless hours in the disadvantage of her neigbours, who, I'm sure, will have to contribute to the hefty water bill.
For the moment, can't think of anyone else ...
But, I ask myself this: what do the neighbours think of us?
